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Cute Funny Sayings
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There is no “I” in team, but there’s an “M” and “E!”
He’s as confused as Michael Jackson in an adult store.
Car accidents are covered by insurance companies. Bumping into people is covered by lawsuits!
This guy’s a legend when it comes to being lazy.
In order to feel slim, stand beside a bigger person.
People aren't like dogs unless they drink out of the toilet.
If it happens to someone else, it’s funny! If it’s happens to me, it’s not worth mentioning.
His nose is hairier than the gorilla I saw at the zoo.
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word I can’t pronounce!
Money is the greatest invention of all time. That’s if you like to spend.
The greatest job for a lazy person is to be homeless. Make money doing nothing!
I have a few multi-million dollar ideas that I can get started on right now. But I just don’t feel like it.
Kids are quick growers. That’s after you buy them a whole new set of clothes.
As long as everyone votes for me, I’ll run for election!
We ship Worldwide.. Except to the Pacific Ocean!
Driving is lots of fun when no flashy lights come from behind.
Gay men like gay guys.
Getting married requires a black belt in karate. Getting engaged requires, well.. a bit too much alcohol!
If you spend all your money, file for bankruptcy protection!
Here’s a cutie who’s pretty moody!
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