Corny Pick Up Lines

Here are the corny pick up lines people have experienced.

• That shirt would look good on my floor! - Josh, Australia

• Can I touch your butt? - Melinda, USA

• If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? - Ashlie, Canada

• I like you! - Sanchez, Mexico

• My mom said you're beautiful and I won't know until you date me. - Sasha, Austria

• Hi miss, I'm bored.. Come to my bed! - Rita, Amsterdam

• That's a nice shirt, does anything come with it? - Angel, Argentina

• Going on a date with you is like eating Jello pudding. Uhh.. And I have no idea why. - Dave, Canada

Here's another set of funny pick up lines.

• If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

• You have a nice butt. I’d like to dry hump it!

• Hey baby, you are looking pretty fine!

• Excuse me, I lost your number. Want to borrow mine?

• Is your name Angel? Cause I must be in heaven!

• You look thirsty. Can I buy you a drink?

• Those are sweet shoes. Is the woman who wears them just as sweet?

• Hi, I’m new here. Can I have directions to your house?

• Screw me if I’m wrong, but have we met before?

• If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

• Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

• You’ve been naughty! Go to my room!

• Be different, say yes!

• Damn girl, your boobs are bigger than Pamela Anderson’s!

• Let’s go to my place. We can lay on my bed and.. chat.

• On a scale of 1-10, how do you feel about being the most beautiful girl in this bedroom?