Corny Pick Up Lines

Here are some corny pick up lines to use if you really want to fail with women. You are responsible for everything you say.

• Hola senorita, me trying to work on my Spanish. I think you are cute.. and would like to take you out for some burritos..

• Didn't I see you on the cover of Home & Garden Magazine?

• You would be a perfect 10.. if you gave me your number.

• Peek a boo... I see you...

• Hello my majesty... I will kiss the back of your hand hoping you fall in love with me..

• You're as beautiful.. as a FOX!!

• Do you like spicy food?

• Hi baby, you are reallllly pretty. I would like to make love with you tonight in the back parking lot.

• Do you have a Bandaid? I just scraped my knee and mommy isn't around.

• Can I touch your butt?

• You have some really.. sexy.. FEET..

• I like you!

• Hi, I can't stop staring at you. Perhaps I need glasses.. Or to lay off the alcohol..

• I like the way your chest looks in that shirt..

• Hi, I'm bored.. Come to my bed..

• Going on a date with you is like eating Jello pudding. Uhh.. And I have no idea why..

• You’ve been naughty.. Go to my room!

• Be different, say yes!