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Bad Pick Up Lines


Here are the bad pick up lines which never worked for me. You are responsible for the material you use below.

  • Have you ever wanted to date a zombie?

  • Hi, you look like someone who enjoys cooking and cleaning. Wanna be my wife?

  • I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  • Do you like golf? (no) I guess we can forget about the bedroom then.

  • I like your chest. I can't keep my eyes off them.

  • I'm tired. Let's go to bed.

  • Not sure if you know this, but there's a hotel just down the street.

  • I feel it in my bones. Do you feel it in yours?

  • Hi, do you like sex?


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Bad Pick Up Lines