My Funny Messages Aren't Funny
Welcome to My Funny Messages.
| 1) I'm Not Funny
Over the years I've tried to make people laugh but no luck. So I'm officially declaring myself the comedian who ain't funny. Bob Saget now has competition.
2) I Want To Develop Internet Fame
After seeing the success of people like Mike "The Situation", I want to reach fame at the same level. It's the only way I can get girls to like me.
3) I'm A Justin Bieber Fan
I got Bieber Fever.
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Also..
I enjoy salsa dancing. I've gotten really good at pretending to know what I'm doing.
On my spare time I visit the gym to workout. Most of the time I end up chatting and making new friends. It's money well spent.
I haven't had a girlfriend in years. Don't be asking for dating advice.
Back in the 1990's I wanted to be a Power Ranger. I still do now.
This is my site. A lot more will be added in the future including videos and content which you may actually find humorous.
In the meantime, help me feel better about myself. Please subscribe to my Twitter feed. It will feature one liners, links to humorous stuff and site updates.
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