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I’m loud, obnoxious and an attention whore so I’ll get right to the point. I am the man!
"You're definitely one sexy beast!"
Why thank you. My true beauty is displayed when playing Guitar Hero 3 for the Nintendo Wii.
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
In other news, no one is able to take rejections or wear David Hasselhoff merchandise in public like I can.
Welcome to my world... I am pop culture!
I love going under the hood of my car. Not that I really know how to do anything. I do it just to look cool.
In my spare time I take dumps. New records are established each day on size. Sitting on the toilet is something I do quite often.
Why eat Prunes?
For my job I passionately sit by the telephone and wait for it to ring. I keep the phone unplugged therefore it never rings. And they say office jobs stink?
I am really lazy and like it that way!
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Funny Newsletter - Sign Up To Become Pimp! Why am I doing a funny newsletter? Pffft I don’t know. You won’t be getting a lousy joke in the mail everyday like the other funny ezines. It's a lot of work and I'm just way too lazy!
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How To Be Funny Learning how to be funny is a very difficult process if you learn from the wrong sources. Here I reveal my shocking life story & which guide is the best.
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Funny Articles My funny articles are hilarious! They are top notch! They're written by me. You do have a right to be concerned.
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Funny Conversations On this page you'll find samples of funny conversations I've had with someone the past while.
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Funny Comments I have received funny comments over the past while. Some were about this site while others weren’t.
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Funny FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions with my Sarcastic Responses You finally found my funny faq. Congratulations, you just accomplished something that many people couldn't.
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Funny Away Messages Do you understand why people prefer funny away messages over the regular?
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Funny Phone Messages Start using funny phone messages. Get people to finally call you back!
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Funny Text Messages For Mobile Phones Sending funny text messages is fun, especially if you hate typing to yourself!
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Daves Funnybone Daves Funnybone with funny stuff on it. Funny adult humor at no cost. Just released "Episode 05"
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Funny Emails Funny emails got me replies. Same can happen to you!
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Funny MSN Names Funny MSN names make you popular, regular ones don't. Enough said!
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Funny Names Here you can find funny names ranging in many different categories.
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Funny Insults.. Made For The Strong! People who use funny insults always get laid. Now I have a huge secret I need to tell you..
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Really Funny Jokes Welcome to the new edition of really funny jokes. Check out the new jokes survey entitled "What Is The Funniest Pick Up Line You Have Experienced From The Opposite Sex?"
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Funny Stories Here are my funny stories. Be sure to check for newly added ones!
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Funny Poems Funny poems created by me to make you laugh! Yes I am not selfish. I share the wealth!
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Cute Funny Sayings - Page 1 Here's a new batch of cute funny sayings. This is page 1 of 2.
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